Sadly for him, his receding hairline is getting worse as he approaches his 30s.
However it is hard to feel sorry for a man who regularly cheats on his wife, commits disgraceful fouls on the football pitch and who was 'incensed' and 'trembled with anger' when offered a weekly wage of £55,000.
At least he can count on his friendship with fellow scumbag John Terry to help see him through these tough times.
Norwood Rating : 2