David Beckham update

Tabloids everywhere have been in sent into a state of onanistic frenzy over this recent picture of David Beckham, which at first glance appears to show a bald patch at the crown.


On closer inspection, it is obvious to anyone who is not a moron that this 'bald patch' is merely some form of light, reflecting off the hair on his head.


You can even see in the above picture the same spot of light on the wall, where his head was seconds previously.

Here is a link the the Daily Mail article I spotted this in. Don't be surprised if they later delete it through the shame of their idiocy.

The Daily Fail

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David Beckham

The LA Galaxy and AC Milan soccer star has always been known for his varied and trend setting hairstyles.



Since the photos below were taken in 2007 there has been talk of him balding.



While it may look that way, other factors often play a part. Hair length, condition (dirty, dry, wet etc) and of course lighting can conspire to paint a vulgar picture.



Here he is a year later, with no signs of hairloss.



And again another bad picture from 2008.



Back to now, he is seen with a ridiculously thick head of hair in 2009.



Our view is that he may have had slightly thinning hair, but has taken steps to prevent it getting worse and is taking a finasteride substance like Propecia. Maybe he could lend some to his skeletal wife?



(disclaimer:do not take Propecia if you are a woman! It will not work and can harm your baby if pregnant)

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