Peter Cech usually hides his receding hairline under that bizarre helmet.
Ricardo Carvalho, who is rumoured to have had a hair transplant.
Here he is more recently.
Michael Essien, receding.
Jose Bosingwa, receding but ironically sports a unibrow.
Alex, receding.
Nicolas Anelka, hides his baldness by shaving his head.
So that is 9 out of 20 or so first team members that are noticeably balding in some way, which seems quite a high percentage. In time I will compare this with other football teams, and I'm sure you will agree that the results will be fascinating.
So for now anyway, I hereby name Chelsea Football Club the most balding team in the English Premier League.
Norwood Rating - 2-3