Ashley Cole

Probably one of the most hated footballers in England, Cole has been in the news for all the wrong reasons recently.



Sadly for him, his receding hairline is getting worse as he approaches his 30s.



However it is hard to feel sorry for a man who regularly cheats on his wife, commits disgraceful fouls on the football pitch and who was 'incensed' and 'trembled with anger' when offered a weekly wage of £55,000.



At least he can count on his friendship with fellow scumbag John Terry to help see him through these tough times.

Norwood Rating : 2