The Bayern Munich player is famous for his pace, skill, diving, lack of sportsmanship and balding head.
Here he is sharing a joke with fellow cheater Didier Drogba.
He has to be the oldest looking 26 year old I have ever seen, not counting oddities like Benjamin Button.
Part of this is due to his old man's face, and part is down to his advanced baldness.
He is a another multi-millionaire football player and may be about to add the European Cup to his long list of honours. Whether this makes up for losing his hair so young I don't know.
Norwood Rating : 4